Old Witch Wanted

• Age: 41
• Location: 

  2 miles from Haworth, Bradford

• Posted: 29/09/2009 19:07

Ideally of the hereditary sort, to chat about Old Horny, dreadful dollies etc, and occasionally slag off Gardenerians/Alexandrians especially Seax Wiccans, ritual magicians, Ipsissimuses (although not to their faces) and, of course, xtian God botherers for good measure.

You don't have to bee all that old actually. Just hopefully you were interested well before 'Teen Witch' hit the flix.

Okay so I'm being silly. Its a serious subject I know. We don't really have to be rude about all those people. I'm quite content to have a pint and a porkless pork pie, and/or a twilight walk in a shady realm.

I'm a bloke btw and I'm not looking to get hooked up so this ad applies to either gender, couples, or those inbetween.

Finally, I'm not actually hereditary. Those who are would soon know anyway as I don't bear the marks and I hate needles. I do have a very slight crease in the middle of my forehead however but that doesn't make me a klingon.

I'm working on a spell to make this ad reach its intended recipients. Any suggestions meanwhile might be welcome.

SISPI, SISPI...

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