oh man I don't to be lame and boring like everyone else But I Am haha I am 22 and like you

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• Posted: 14/09/2009 11:11

Are you really reading this now? Can it be possible? OH MAN, so you must be exactly like me. Craziness and silence. I am sitting in my new rented home and studying business. Yep, I am still young and from western Europe. We present ourselves like food on a market and the visitors (in this case probably the women) are testing the quality - hmmm, well is he good? Could he be an interesting product? Something which could entertain me? Hmm (touching it), a bit too hard for me. Well, (turning it around) does not look that bad, though...
isn't it that way? What do you expect finding when doing this? Your dream partner? By now I must have shocked you with the truth and you should leave, so that you can continue dreaming your dream of wonderland - sweet and soft.

And now, YES, let's begin with my self-presentation or let us say, my product description:

I am a puma. My favourite colour is black and I am from Germany and France. I love to help people. I like to support them. Dancing to music is like meditation, dancing with a girl like euphorie and dancing to the wind pure power. I live on a tree with three monkeys and a bird. Our gorilla codex is Alalalaa bamba, amita de laga - (bummbumm) - oh alalalala bamba. Sometimes I transform into a little a black cat or an eagle. I can see that there is a general attitude which we share with each other. Do you know what I am talking about? I respect religion, because I understand it. Do you understand it? If yes, you respect it, if no, you see only one religion as the true religion and therefore abandon every human on earth who is not a member of your - hmm, I should better stop talking about this. But tell me this: how can a dump person who were brought up by dump people and got taught dumpness, can understand or see that he is dump? How can he further learn, accept, respect, honour things which are not dump, while being a dump person with a dump past and having dump knowledge? How can he do all that, being dump? Do you know the answer of this question, too? Tell me.

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