Hi

This tall, slim/athletic, GTi model male comes complete with a full money-back guarantee (see Mum for details). Tanned white bodywork in excellent, toned condition. Fitted with original teeth, short light brown hair (some greys may be included at no extra cost) & fully expandable accessory kit.

This friendly, reliable thoroughbred is equally well suited for cosy nights in with a good film & a bottle of wine, or adventurous journeys through life (businesses, backpacking, road trips, weekend breaks… and fun nights out in Leeds/Huddersfield). His five-speed gearbox includes suitable settings for ‘friend’, ‘soul mate’, ‘passionate lover’, ‘chef’ & ‘general slave’.

Newly refilled with high performance vegetarian fuel, having been drained by tough journey with previous owner’s large set of baggage. (Happy to cook meat for carnivorous felines).

Genuine reason for sale… I’ve escaped & now I’m free & single again :-)

Mottos: Life is what you make of it. Think positive. Live life to the full & make every day count. Treat other people how you’d like them to treat you. See challenges & solutions instead of problems. Value the simple things in life – like me ;-)

Meaning of life: Happiness = reality / expectations
(… so if you don’t expect much we should get on just fine!)

For further details & to book a test drive (extreme sport insurance required), please send a recent photo (preferably of yourself) to smilinggherkin@aol.com
then, if you’re feeling brave / can offer me a good home, feel free to text or call me on 07528 298317

Steve :-)

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